Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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