Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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