so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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