I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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