i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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