Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He? As in you personified your dick?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
