Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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