I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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