I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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