Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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