Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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