So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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