Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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