everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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