You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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