Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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