even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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