Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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