that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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