My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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