Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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