yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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