My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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