No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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