Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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