But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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