brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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