So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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