you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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