Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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