I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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