Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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