hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You're like the curious george of whores
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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