Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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