You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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