Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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