I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
the liver wants what the liver wants
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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