D3 body, D1 cock
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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