so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
