Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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