are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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