How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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