I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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