is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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