We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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