he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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