i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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