Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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