Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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