i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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