we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
how drunk are you?
Several
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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