Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Randomize
