She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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