Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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