He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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