We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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