Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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