I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He passed out mid-signature
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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